In this day you kind of expect a party to give you the option to view a website in a choice of languages. The Germans do it and so do us Brits. Alas the French, not (that's another story), but why not the countryside folk of the TOXIC fetish party in deepest darkest Tilburg?

http://toxic-fetishparty.nl is a lovely site and must have cost a fortune to build in Flash. Quite why they went to all that effort and cost i will never know. It doesn't even translate in Google so unless you happen to have a Dutch to English translator living with you, you're kind of stuffed.
 
So here goes with my abridged translation of what they say from their promotional emails
Toxic invites you on 10th March 2012 to come Radient, Dancing and Dressed for Seduction in your finest creations of PVC, Leather and Latex. Party starts at 2100 but fails to give a finish time.

They go on and say that it's the most talked about fetish party in the Netherlands. Here you will find the most amazing people. Here you will see  spectacular creations in leather and latex. A combination of the Brabant geniality and Toxic fetish scene makes a party that you cannot miss. In case you've never heard of Brabant before this is the place where they filmed the anarchic black comedy TV series and hugely successful film New Kids Turbo. http://www.newkidsturbo.nl/

Location is apparently unique in that its located on a hill with lots of varied areas including several dungeons, dance and lounge areas. Did they say several Dungeons?? That's called Artistic Licence since although on top of a hill that's the redeeming point of the affair. Gone are my dreams of a mystical castle with cavernous dungeons and am left with what google maps shows me the towns high street at Heuvelring 37, 5038 CJ, Tilburg.

Standing still is not an option since the music will move your body. There's what appears to be a couple of rooms with a main dance floor Da Dominator, Cyronn, Dali & Miss Amy spinning in the main hall. Pedro, Dean Perry & MdoubleU in the other.

MdoubleU are a local Jazz band and seemingly the highlight of the evening where one may relax and chill. I'm guessing that they are referring to http://www.mdoubleu.eu/ They actually sounds rather nice.

Tickets are available for EUR27.50 online at http://toxic-fetishparty.nl/ and at the usual Fetish Shops in the netherlands and belgium. But not in France, Germany or the UK.

A Dutch lady friend of mine translates English/Dutch/English at very good rates.
If anyone is interested in her service they can contact me directly.

Smoking as we all know is a Taboo subject. Some would deem it as socially unacceptable and bad for you and those around you yet as it still appeals to a great many people.

I know of one guy who bans the posting of ladies smoking on his yahoo groups. Yet many others allow it.

How many times have you actually seen a woman smoke a cigar in real life? In fact it's rare to see a woman to smoking a cigar in public, so CigarVixens.com is the place to go for admirers wishing to view glamorous women smoking cigars.

Let’s face it when a woman smokes big cigar it's almost like she sucking on a man’s cock. The bigger the Cigar, the bigger the cock. Step forward and see Ladies such as Kendra James, Lady Lucie, Tandra Day, Christine Carter and many more sucking and slurping for your delectable delight.

Until the 10th January http://www.ernest-collector.com/ have a sale on, offering discounts of upto 40%

Discount Code is PRIV

Ernest, the high-heeled specialist shoe shop is pleased to present to you : ERNEST COLLECTOR, a site completely dedicated to the models of their various collections. You will find on this site a large choice of stilettos, long boots , mules, platforms, boots.
NOTE that there is generally only one pair available in most of the models on this site but for a complete selection do check their main site 
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